Lessons I've learned
Gherkins are not, and never will be, my friend. Fair play to them for trying hard, disguising themselves in sandwiches and salads, but alas, it was never to be.
Beetroot, on the other hand, has very much taken me by surprise and become something I will happily eat, not when it's pickled mind you, don't get too ahead of yourself!
Also, you will be shocked to hear this, but Russian food really does have a lot going for it if you strip away the gherkins/pickles and the rye bread, and the taste that the gherkins left behind (impossible task - I challenge you).
Babushkas are not to be messed with, they are the best. Don't question them, and, whatever you do, don't mistake them for two different people (see wig incident).
Just because you're the next person in the queue doesn't mean you're the next person in the queue, always take a look around and see if there are any sneaky babushkas waiting to jump in before you at the last minute.
Porridge comes in many shapes and sizes, textures and flavours, beware.
If you're ever feeling bored just go for a cheeky walk by the Neva, you will never be disappointed hahah neva never, I'm funny. But seriously, this city is gorgeous.
Also just walk along Nevsky, any time of day or night, I really will miss it.
Go third class on a night train, I feel everyone needs to experience sleeping on a shelf in very close proximity to hundreds of strangers.
If you're feeling ill, be very careful, Russians are very caring but definitely have some odd ideas about how to get better. Butter and milk aren't good together.
Get used to being pushed out of the way, and if you hear tutting it's probably best to give up your seat.
Also, you will probably be stared at at quite often, stare back if you're brave enough.
It's good to have small change, be warned, if you are unable to do this you may end up with being given 30 roubles in single rouble coins = very heavy purse.
People really are lovely and friendly here, learn to see past facial expressions. (Train stations are a massive exception to the rule, don't even get me started).
After a certain amount of time, you will start responding to "Girl!" (Unless you are not female of course, that would be odd).
It really is wonderful living in a land where you can get a cheap overnight bus to other countries. Exploring is fun. As is getting lost. Most of the time. When it isn't -20.
I will struggle to be back in a place where cafés and corner shops aren't open 24.7 and there aren't at least a few of them on every road.
Your food will arrive at a restaurant, it really will, but you may have to wait. A long time.
Crossing the road in Russia is something else, if the lights are red the cars go, if the lights are green the cars go.
I flipping love public holidays and the parades and celebrations that come with them.
A cheeky trip home never goes amiss. Friends and family and cats are good. As is Birmingham.
Now for a bit of cheese…thanks so much to everyone who's been reading this little blog, I'm so thankful for all the fun times I've had this year but also for the messages, whatsapps and Skype seshs from people at home. I will definitely be returning to St Petey's one day in the near future, let me know if you fancy joining me!
Lots of love,
Лиза xxxx
